Super-Happy 4th of July!

Hey there, you crazy Red, White, and Blue ShoPatriots!

As you read this, today is the 4th of July — the sum-sum-summer-est of summer-borne holidays.

Rest assured, the TaskHuksy team is working today. If you have a project to fix or an update to your website in process, we are there for you. But … gotta tell you … we are not going to work ALL day.

As soon as the service requests and support tickets are done for the day we will be retiring to our respective decks and patios to Bar-B-Que our freak’in Patriotic brains out, drink a little beer, and watch fireworks … duh!

It is an established fact — confirmed by multiple peer-reviewed studies — that a half rack of ribs, cheeseburger, scoop of potato salad, two Coors Light’s, and a jumbo wedge of apple pie consumed together in a single meal has a total calorie count approaching 3,000.

But, due to seasonal changes in cosmic radiation, gravitational waves, the collision of dark-matter particles, quarks, and several other factors that Neil deGrasse Tyson can explain with a mildly-condescending lilt in his voice, the calorie count drops to near absolute zero on July 4th each year.

It’s science.

But before we head off to test the theoretical physics of magic July 4th gluttony, we wanted to wish you a great holiday — whether you are American or one of our wonderful overseas subscribers — we love you. Even if you don’t want to celebrate the 4th … have a slice of apple pie anyway. It’ll make you smile … because, well … everyone love pie!

And allow me to reassure you that the entire TaskHusky team will be back at our desks on Wednesday morning for your Shopify development pleasure — steeped in the afterglow of nostalgic patriotism, over-fed, slightly singed, and wafting the aroma of burnt magnesium and sulphur over a hint of cinnamon.

Smells like FREEDOM to me.

Until then, Happy Selling,
Zach